How Cheaters Make a Gingerbread House

First make a model of the house you want. While it is tempting to try and build a model of some famous work of modernist architecture, keep it simple!

Cheaters don't bake gingerbread, so use icing to glue on graham crackers to to the cardboard. Make sure to eat at least half of the graham crackers.

Next, decorate the houses with candy, while fending off very persistent grabby hands.

Finally, take a photo of the finished product because you will NEVER WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN.